Sardarji Jokes: Lie Detector

An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. ..... I'm sorry for blaming you… - I'm sorry for blaming you… For everything I just couldn't do… And I've hurt myself by hurting you… There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again… So... Mothers Day Sms Directory ...